The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists, by Gideon Defoe
Posted by Fliss | Posted in Book Reviews | Posted on 08-06-2010
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I have a long-standing love of silly comedy; top of my list would come Monty Python and, of course, the inestimable Blackadder. Looking for a short, funny read on my bookshelves, then, it was almost inevitable that I would turn to The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists, with its tagline declaring it ‘a Blackadder for the high seas’. I won’t lie, it doesn’t quite come up to that standard for me, and, in any case, with it’s cast of ridiculously stupid pirates, almost equally stupid scientists (including a young Charles Darwin), wicked clergymen, and a lot of monkeys, it has more in common with Monty Python, by my reckoning. Still, it is pretty funny, if you like that kind of thing. Which I do.
The plot, such as it is, is this; the Pirates, bored with their life of ham, grog, and arguing over what exactly the best bit about being a pirate is, they are easily tricked by a long-standing adversary into attacking the Beagle, thinking it’s a Treasury ship. Of course, it’s not, and the Pirates end up agreeing to help Darwin, whose theory of evolution apparently consists, at this point, of believing
that a monkey, properly trained, given the correct dietary regime, and dressed in fancy clothes, can be made indistinguishable from a human gentleman. I believe he would cease to be a monkey, and become more a …a Man-panzee
and whose brother has been abducted by the Bishop of Oxford, who has some pretty hinky schemes of his own going on. Suffice it to say, it carries on in much the same way, and the pirates soon find themselves in London, attempting to foil the dastardly Bishop’s plans. It’s hardly intellectual stuff.
In fact, I quite often found myself getting exasperated with the constant puns, but whenever I got to the point of putting the book down, I’d find myself laughing out loud at something, and it would keep me reading for another few pages, up to the point where I would start to get exasperated again, and then the whole process would start all over again. It’s not high literature, and it doesn’t pretend to be, but, after reading quite a few books recently that, however good they were, ended sadly, it was nice to read something that was simply silly, light-hearted fun.
I don’t know if I will ever read the other three Pirates! books that Gideon Defoe has written, but I think reading The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists was a great way to spend a couple of sunny hours in the garden, and is the perfect way to refresh your reading palate, so to speak, after writing essays, and reading nothing but “serious” literature for a while.



